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February 2, 2023

Next week is the time for a serious breakdown. Is Travis Kelce (+1100) the play? Or the favorite, Jalen Hurts (+120)?

Today we’re examining the most ridiculous options. PointsBet lists 106 people but curiously, no Carl Cheffers. He’ll serve as referee.

  • Ian Book (+75000): His resume does include top-10 in Heisman voting, but considering he has not taken an NFL snap since 2021 – with the Saints – we will not book this bet.
  • Ndamukong Suh (+75000): Speaking of college legends, Suh will be playing in his third Super Bowl with his third franchise. Impressive. But we’re thinking that unless he gives a Jason Heyward-quality ⚾ pep talk, he won’t win this award.
  • Jack Cochrane (+100000): He doesn’t even have a picture on his Pro Football Reference page, so I’m not convinced the KC ‘backer is real.
  • Prince Tega Wanogho (+250000): A Nigerian player named Prince? PTW might be a backup tackle for the Chiefs, but as far as MVP selections, this has scam written all over it.
  • Jason Kelce (+250000): Wife Kylie is 38 weeks pregnant and bringing her OB-GYN to the game. THAT person is more likely to be next Sunday’s MVP.